Derelict hobo chic heartthrobs are for other people.
And I’m talking about you specifically, Robert Pattinson.
Unless you’re on a one man crusade to raise awareness for the homeless.
Though I do find the Pattinson phenomenon interesting. Just because he seems like such a trainwreck. I kind of want to see him take it up a notch and become the male equivalent of Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears from back in their heydays. Though I guess the male equivalent of them was, what, Pete Doherty?
But I especially thought of this after seeing this “news item” over at IMDB about Pattinson literally, seriously forgetting where he left his car in Los Angeles. I mean, the plot for Dude, Where’s My Car? was stupid enough, but to actually forget…
You know what? Nevermind. I’m not even going to play that game. Instead, I’ll just leave you with a pic of the gang from Twilight promoting their sequel, New Moon, at Comic-con…
…oh, and this quote from Pattinson: “I don’t even remember where I left my car. It’s probably been towed away by now. It’s upsetting because it was the first car I ever bought. It made me feel like a man, buying a car.”
Exactly.
by Marco Sparks
You can find the teaser trailer for New Moon here and can probably find pictures of Robert Pattinson just about anywhere online.
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