Bridget McCain is the luckiest girl on earth. She was born with a cleft palate in Bangladesh and Cindy McCain came in and swooped her up and now she lives in Phoenix in the McCain family compound. According to Meghan McCain’s Twitter (which I follow and read), she even has a boyfriend.
If I were Bridget McCain, I would wake up every morning, look in the mirror and think “LIFE HELLA RULES. FUCK THAT THIRD WORLD NATION NOISE! I’M A MCCAIN, BEEOTCH”
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